March 2012
Back in my day your girlfriend wasn't a bitch yet
…and that makes me feel old.
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salvia-plath:
commanderinqueef:
i’d like to thank 95% of my followers for never interacting with me or any of my posts
98%
99.9%
Sky blu from LMFAO is coming to Panamá
lol who the fuck cares about him, everybody knows redfoo is the one that matters.
Explaining to your mom that you can't control what...
Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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Cuando veo a toda la gente a mi alrededor, con sus voces molestas, sus olores repugnantes y sus mentes vacías, me consuela la idea de que algún día moriré y no tendré que escucharlos más.
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Watchjuancarlosocallaghan:
Faces on Film - Harlem Roses
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Watching gay porn doesn't make you gay.
Dont’e be stupid.
You are whoever the fuck you want to be.
You do whatever the fuck you want to do.
You owe no explanations to anyone.
If you’re happy and it doesn’t cause great damage on anyone, it’s ok.
That moment when you get excited because you exchanged words with someone you secretly love and miss on facebook.
So lame.
Jesus: stop letting people you love go away.
If I was famous and my followers were interested in me, this would be a great time to ask me stuff, ‘cause I’d answer anything.
lame way to say I want you to ask me stuff :(
Oh, Doo-dee Doo, what to do, what to do? When you’re bored, what to do? Pst some nudes? Tumblr rules. Oh Doo-dee Do, what to do? When you’re bored, what to do? Drink all the beer then fap to porn of midgets, too. Shall we do? Must we do. Enter 4chan and live life full. Let’s drink beer, fap to porn then post some nudes.
What to do, oh doll, what to do? when you’re bored on...
gishrolong replied to your post: To people who have ever cut:
“wtf am I doing, this is so pathetic” HAHAHAH
Cosas que pasan :( puahahahaha
I wonder if by saying to random people “hey…life’s short. You’re young, I’m young, I like new experiences, I hope you too. Why don’t we fuck each other as hard as we can, just to release some stress, and then we go on with our lives. No feelings, no complications. Just having sex. What do you say?” you’d actually get laid.
I think yes. Maybe 1 out...
To people who have ever cut:
Am I the only one who sees it kind of like masturbating before tumblr? I mean, before you know a lot of people do it.
You know…that shame afterwards, that “wtf am I doing, this is so pathetic”
No? Ok.
Reblog if you're a pornstar in disguise
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http://pornfortheblind.org/ →
bestillcody:
esto me encanta
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Eleanor Rigby: the original forever alone.
75% of Tumblr’s ‘attention whores’ who actually get a lot of attention, are fucking ugly, but they post so many pics people just end up conditioned that they are, actually, very pretty.
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[[MORE]]I don’t love myself. And I could write a depressingly long list of reasons why I do not love myself. That’s why it’s so hard for me to believe someone could ever love me. That’s why I get so jealous, because I know there are thousands of people out there who are better, far better to be with, and to love.
I do not love me, and while I stay this way I’ll never...
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Amar a alguien más de lo que se ama a uno mismo no es tan bonito como lo pintan en poemas. Ahora me toca aprender a quererme, construirme, descubrirme, ser yo. Porque sin estar completo, cómo entregarme completamente a ti?
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arabest:
kimsgstm:
dickstyles:
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people
or one.
or none.
text self. actually be glad of receiving text.
My highscore on Temple Run is 300,000.
shame on me.
I'M DRUNK BITCHES ASK SOMETHING AND I SHALL GIVE... →
I SAID OH DEAR SHIT GOD FUCK
GOD FUCKED DEER AND SAID OH!
Tonight
…I shall post pics of mine cawk, for I be drunk and have nothing better to do
