An ‘about me’ post ‘cause I fucking can.

I’m Jesus. I love my name ‘cause I love making jokes with it. Whenever someone says “Jesus fucking Christ” I imagine myself masturbating in front of a mirror.

As you can conclude from the stated above, I have little respect for religious symbols and I love making fun of them. However, I’m a very religious person, I pray every night before going to bed and I firmly believe there’s a God, I just hate people who focus on religion and forget about him/her.

I’m 19 years old and I get a little depressed every time I say that ‘cause I’m a bit of a gerascophobic (fear of growing up). I am seriously afraid that I might lose my mind the day I turn 20.

I live in Panama, and I study psychology. It’s not what I wanted to study, I wanted philosophy, but mom wouldn’t let me so I went for what I thought was the closest thing to it.

I enjoy art, something that is rarely seen nowadays on the media, which is why I love passionate people who make art ‘cause they love it, and because they have to do it for it’s their way to express themselves, not to sell.

I love music. And I mean real music. I do not consider mainstream rhythmic sounds music, to me, they’re just that: rhythmic sounds with neither meaning, nor reason to exist other than to sell.

Bands I absolutely love: Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Damien Rice, Carlos Mendez, MGMT. There are others I love and really like, but those will always top my list.

I have a love/hate relationship with society, I hate most of it, I love those who are trying to make it better without completely alienating themselves from it.

I enjoy reading, but right now I can’t read ‘cause I lost my glasses and reading 2 pages gives me a headache that lasts a whole day.

I love talking about sex as explicitly as possible.

I hate with all my heart close-minded people. If you want to be my friend you either open your mind or I won’t even be interested in a single word you say.

Hearing stuff like: “abortion is a sin” “being gay is wrong” “girl with boy, boy with girl. that’s the only way there is” make me want to murder people.

I firmly believe that there should be some kind of organization dedicated to kill all the stupid people that are fucking up this world.

I hate people that don’t do anything to make this a better world, which is why I sometimes hate myself, ‘cause I don’t do shit to make it better, I just complain about it.

I enjoy being alone almost more than anything. The only thing I like more than being alone is being with my girlfriend, the woman I recently fell in love with and the one I hope one day will marry me.

I have a beagle. His name is Jack Sparrow.

I doubt everything and everyone, which is why I love Descartes and almost everything he said.

I drink rum and I smoke Marlboro Reds. I tried weed a few times but I realized it only made me go to a state I could get myself in anytime I wanted, so I didn’t see the point of it. I’d love to take LSD.

My view on drugs, alcohol, eating disorders and serial killers is a little bit odd. I find it all very interesting and not completely bad at all.

I believe in individualism and free will, as long as you do not harm innocent people.

I love thinking about everything, and writing. I love having a great idea and then forget it.

I love making plans. I hate doing things according to a plan.

I like ChapStick ‘cause I hate having dry lips.

I get in an incredibly bad mood when I’m hungry.

I shake, it’s genetic, and I shake even more when I’m hungry.

I love nature, but not as much as the city.

I hate stupidity.

I love ramblings.

I’m not here.